MWARNING! Do Not Watch
The Office of Progress has been made aware of the presence of a subversive theatrical production.
DO NOT WATCH THIS PERFORMANCE:
SUBVERSIVE MATERIAL TITLE:
CITIZEN ONE
Citizens are advised to avoid this performance at the following coordinates:
WHEN: 8pm, SATURDAY MARCH 4
WHERE: KALABHUMI AMPHITHEATRE
You are at risk of being reprogrammed.
GRAPHIC MATERIAL WARNING!
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Do not look at it.